theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

charlesoberonn:

spookymage:

jakeenglishswaifu:

oh my
GOD

CHRIST

The man who brought hundreds of thousands of teenagers to tears.

charlesoberonn:

spookymage:

jakeenglishswaifu:

oh my

GOD

CHRIST

The man who brought hundreds of thousands of teenagers to tears.

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
wtf tumblr mobile you make my cat look like hes falling into hell

wtf tumblr mobile you make my cat look like hes falling into hell

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

me

monkeysaysficus:

pazzojinn:

cosplay-gamers:

Octodad: Dadliest Catch by Charlie Schaltz

Cosplay of what? It is just a guy in a suit.

I feel bad for cosplayers that pick such generic character that it is near impossible to notice. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I would just assume he is someone’s dad.

I came from a smallish town. I’d say about 79% of the dads look like this.

is this warrior cats

Convo between my 7year-old students today
  • Josie:

    I have a new crusshhhhh

  • Matt:

    Me too! On a boy!

  • Pearl:

    You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

  • Matt:

    Yeah he's really cute.

  • Pearl:

    Oh.

  • (pause for a bit)

  • Matt:

    Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

  • Me:

    Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

  • Matt:

    Really?

  • Josie:

    YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

  • Matt:

    Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

  • Dave:

    (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

  • (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

kats-in-space:

sakuton:

princekarkat:

sweetlittlekitty:

dojicons:

Wow, the things my friends linked me.

JUST ABOUT PISSED MYSELF

i hope you gave him a warrior’s funeral

He was brave…

FOR THE GLORY OF JAM…

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again